An entire school district is involved and they can’t get an English teacher to proofread a sign? Ouch.

An entire school district is involved and they can’t get an English teacher to proofread a sign? Ouch.

I hope they bought a megaphone too. You know, so people can hear it.

I hope they bought a megaphone too. You know, so people can hear it.

Citizen’s arrest in aisle five.

Citizen’s arrest in aisle five.

That kid is going to need a really painful eraser or the embarrassment will last forever. 

That kid is going to need a really painful eraser or the embarrassment will last forever. 

No self-respecting Chloe should accept such a drink (except to photograph it).

No self-respecting Chloe should accept such a drink (except to photograph it).

This sign is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. 

This sign is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. 

You better “beiieve” it!

You better “beiieve” it!

What are ‘sanity products’? If you find them, don’t flush them. They sound great. 

What are ‘sanity products’? If you find them, don’t flush them. They sound great. 

This is why they call television ‘the idiot box’.

This is why they call television ‘the idiot box’.

Dear Channel 9, that is not how you spell Manhattan.

Dear Channel 9, that is not how you spell Manhattan.