The “lump of coal” gets an upgrade.

The “lump of coal” gets an upgrade.

Finally, a meme that demonstrates the correct use of “literally”. Praise the internet.

Finally, a meme that demonstrates the correct use of “literally”. Praise the internet.

You take a lax approach to the English language.

You take a lax approach to the English language.

Yes, ladies, be careful you don’t end up with someone who can’t even spell “loser”. 

Yes, ladies, be careful you don’t end up with someone who can’t even spell “loser”. 

We are never, ever letting you write on a board again, Taylor.

We are never, ever letting you write on a board again, Taylor.

It’s not my grammar, City Beach.

It’s not my grammar, City Beach.

Spelling: it’s good to know.

Spelling: it’s good to know.

Perhaps it’s like lemonade? 

Perhaps it’s like lemonade? 

For the love of your nose, do not look in the second cupboard.

For the love of your nose, do not look in the second cupboard.

As opposed to making like a car and speeding out of there! The place is on fire! 

As opposed to making like a car and speeding out of there! The place is on fire!