"Purpler"? Steve Ballmer is messing with us.

"Purpler"? Steve Ballmer is messing with us.

How can you get a better result? Use proper grammar.

How can you get a better result? Use proper grammar.

Yes, ladies, be careful you don’t end up with someone who can’t even spell “loser”. 

Yes, ladies, be careful you don’t end up with someone who can’t even spell “loser”. 

It’s not my grammar, City Beach.

It’s not my grammar, City Beach.

Spelling: it’s good to know.

Spelling: it’s good to know.

Finally. Proof Harry Potter is bad for children. They may never spell phoenix correctly.

Finally. Proof Harry Potter is bad for children. They may never spell phoenix correctly.

But who paid for the signwriter’s education? Might want a refund.

But who paid for the signwriter’s education? Might want a refund.

This is the Ugly Stepsister of “Princess” spelling. 

This is the Ugly Stepsister of “Princess” spelling. 

Perhaps it’s like lemonade? 

Perhaps it’s like lemonade? 

For the love of your nose, do not look in the second cupboard.

For the love of your nose, do not look in the second cupboard.