"Purpler"? Steve Ballmer is messing with us.
How can you get a better result? Use proper grammar.
Yes, ladies, be careful you don’t end up with someone who can’t even spell “loser”.
It’s not my grammar, City Beach.
Spelling: it’s good to know.
Finally. Proof Harry Potter is bad for children. They may never spell phoenix correctly.
But who paid for the signwriter’s education? Might want a refund.
This is the Ugly Stepsister of “Princess” spelling.
Perhaps it’s like lemonade?
For the love of your nose, do not look in the second cupboard.