"Purpler"? Steve Ballmer is messing with us.

"Purpler"? Steve Ballmer is messing with us.

Those who do care want to edit your t-shirt. 

Those who do care want to edit your t-shirt. 

Yes, ladies, be careful you don’t end up with someone who can’t even spell “loser”. 

Yes, ladies, be careful you don’t end up with someone who can’t even spell “loser”. 

This is the Ugly Stepsister of “Princess” spelling. 

This is the Ugly Stepsister of “Princess” spelling. 

Isles? This Dollar Store is the Richard Branson of dollar stores. 

Isles? This Dollar Store is the Richard Branson of dollar stores. 

Citizen’s arrest in aisle five.

Citizen’s arrest in aisle five.

I happy. You happy. We all happy. 

I happy. You happy. We all happy. 

No, this is not ‘alright’. All right is two words. This is all wrong.

No, this is not ‘alright’. All right is two words. This is all wrong.